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xti   4/30/2012 1:39:56 PM
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The new secretary had no effect on production whatsoever...

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Rob Spiegel   4/25/2012 4:12:18 PM
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Don't worry fellows. If our product doesn't sell, you'll get plenty of time off.

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Jon Titus   4/25/2012 3:42:36 PM
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Sorry to say, men, we lost the iPhone contract.

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Rob Spiegel   4/23/2012 12:26:23 PM
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What are you complaining about? This is the only plant in the county that's got a window.

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BrainiacV   4/23/2012 11:51:36 AM
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You could have heard a pin drop as the workers stopped and stared at the OSHA inspector who was making an unannounced inspection and seemed to be having an apopleptic fit.

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 9:31:54 AM
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Lean Six Sigma-? No man, we ain't makin' no Sigma's – we're making Hot Dogs;  Don'cha see all the saw dust-?

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jim01   4/23/2012 9:11:57 AM
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Wait! Wait, the new girl from the office is coming to pass out the pay checks.

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 1:17:22 AM
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Yeah, I know I could just use an Ax to chop wood, but this is more efficient.  You've got  to start thinking more innovatively. Hand me that Diesel fuel and lets crank this baby up.

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 1:08:00 AM
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Yes I'm the Safety Foreman and I'm happy to report we haven't see a fatality in over a week!

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/22/2012 11:21:40 PM
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,,,,and this large pulley turns this huge gear. See, you can reach right into the mechanism.  So you say you are from a company called OSHA-?  What's that stand for, anyway-?

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