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xti   5/6/2012 12:53:36 PM
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Belt Guard? What's a Belt Guard?

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xti   4/30/2012 5:52:35 PM
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After the loud 'crack' had echoed throughout the room, they all stared at the 1x4 stick holding up the wall...

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Rob Spiegel   4/30/2012 2:25:29 PM
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We made our quota in only 10 hours today. Let's see what we can do with the next six hours.

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xti   4/30/2012 1:39:56 PM
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The new secretary had no effect on production whatsoever...

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Rob Spiegel   4/25/2012 4:12:18 PM
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Don't worry fellows. If our product doesn't sell, you'll get plenty of time off.

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Jon Titus   4/25/2012 3:42:36 PM
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Sorry to say, men, we lost the iPhone contract.

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Rob Spiegel   4/23/2012 12:26:23 PM
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What are you complaining about? This is the only plant in the county that's got a window.

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BrainiacV   4/23/2012 11:51:36 AM
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You could have heard a pin drop as the workers stopped and stared at the OSHA inspector who was making an unannounced inspection and seemed to be having an apopleptic fit.

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 9:31:54 AM
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Lean Six Sigma-? No man, we ain't makin' no Sigma's – we're making Hot Dogs;  Don'cha see all the saw dust-?

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jim01   4/23/2012 9:11:57 AM
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Wait! Wait, the new girl from the office is coming to pass out the pay checks.

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