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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations
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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 1:17:22 AM
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Yeah, I know I could just use an Ax to chop wood, but this is more efficient.  You've got  to start thinking more innovatively. Hand me that Diesel fuel and lets crank this baby up.

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/23/2012 1:08:00 AM
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Yes I'm the Safety Foreman and I'm happy to report we haven't see a fatality in over a week!

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JimT@Future-Product-Innovations   4/22/2012 11:21:40 PM
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,,,,and this large pulley turns this huge gear. See, you can reach right into the mechanism.  So you say you are from a company called OSHA-?  What's that stand for, anyway-?

Battar
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Battar   4/22/2012 10:13:40 AM
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...and our sympathies to Mrs Wurtzheimer. The rest of you - get back to work.

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melllowfelllow   4/20/2012 11:40:02 PM
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I can see that everyone is excited about the new corporate Intergalactic Quality Improvement Initiative.

-Inspired by Scott Adams

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pjkettlejr   4/20/2012 10:00:34 PM
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Don't look at us, the ASPCA says the hamsters get an hour out of their wheels for lunch!

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melllowfelllow   4/20/2012 7:16:16 PM
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"This stock market crash is not going to have much effect on business."

 

Quote tweaked from-

"This crash is not going to have much effect on business."
- Arthur Reynolds, Chairman of Continental Illinois Bank of Chicago, October 24, 1929

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melllowfelllow   4/20/2012 6:58:47 PM
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You have only been here 14 hours, "Why is everyone just standing around??".

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kenish   4/20/2012 6:56:29 PM
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- ISO9000, Six Sigma Black Belt certified

- Facilities Engineering designed the production line for minimum downtime using failsafe, "belt-and-suspenders" techniques

-  All in all, it's just another brick in the wall...

- Software engineers from the predecessor of Red Hat.

melllowfelllow
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melllowfelllow   4/20/2012 6:38:31 PM
Now that I have your attention, I will go over the shop rules.
  1. Any damage to the equipment will result in immediate termination - this includes damages caused by blood and body parts.
  2. Any unauthorized breaks will result in immediate termination.

Now back to work!!

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