Injuries Soar as Electric Golf Cart Use Skyrockets

All of you all are full of hot air. The reason for the boost is the reduce slow play. Courses will be able to have more players on the course on any given day. Excuse me, it's my turn to putt.

The problem is not a materials problem, it's a marketing problem. When you take technology designed for alert, fit astronauts motivated to deal with the rigors of outer space and sell it to drunken, fat golfers too lazy to deal with a manicured fairway...BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

Skyrockets were thought to be an alternative energy source, but instead contribute to Asthma since toxic particulate matter increases significantly. So the title should have said "lung injuries soar".

Engineers don't read instructions, so why should they read the blurb at the beginning that explains it's the accidents that are skyrocketing and not the electric golf carts. I must admit I clicked on the link because I thought it was the golf carts using skyrockets. Just had to see how high they went and what kind of injuries were sustained. More power!!!!

The country club put the skyrockets on each cart to increase revenue. Now when a patron on the course desires a drink they only need to fire a skyrocket and the Bar Cart comes flying to that location.

And the rockets red glare, Golf Carts bursting in air....

The use of the skyrocket is to save from wear and tear on the fairways. By using the skyrocket it lifts the golfcart so it goes not flatten the grass. Geeeeeez, didn't anybody know this

What do they use the skyrockets for, Holes in 1?

Hopefully they'll use the skyrockets to speed up play... in my dreams

Are they using there seat belts before hitting the thrusters?

I believe the injury is sustained at the end of the skyrocket's thrust sequence when the large bang occurs.

I saw my teenage son drive a golf cart. I understand completely.

I love it!

I can imagine that injuries would soar as electric golf carts use skyrockets. But, what are the skyrockets used for on golf carts. Is it for boost acceleration to make it to the green? Or maybe to get back to the clubhouse before the bar closes? Other than powder burns, what sorts of injuries do the operators sustain? Hearing loss perhaps?